Posts Tagged ‘witty


We Have Moved Photo Cards Template

Humorous We Have Moved Photo Cards template features a framed photograph of a large mansion along with your contact information and text. You can either replace the pic of the oversized luxury home with an actual photo of your new house and use as a straighforward address change announcement, or keep the card as is to shock and/or amuse your family and friends. In either case, you can easily add your personal info using the slots provided on the We Have Moved Photo Cards product page. Perfect for newlyweds to use to let friends and family know you’re settling into your new digs and to invite them to drop in for a look. If your new place is a little on the small side, all the more reason to use as is with the photo of the mansion as it should put a smile on their faces when they visit the real thing. We Have Moved Photo Cards Template


Humorous Organic Gardening Hat

Humorous Organic Gardening Hat
Humorous Organic Gardening Hat lets you promote your healthful hobby! Cute cap says, GO ORGANIC! with red ripe tomatoes taking the place of the "o's." Not just for gardeners, it's at home on the head of anyone who's into cooking with naturally-grown, pesticide-free foods, too! Heading out to your local healthfood store to stock up on fresh produce grown the old-fashioned way? Wear this witty headgear! Makes a neat conversation starter in the checkout line where it's sure to garner compliments from other health-minded individuals. Whether you're into growing your own organically-grown vegetables and fruits in your own garden, or just into shopping for healthy fare to prepare for your family, here's a cute cap for you to promote your favorite topic! Witty Organic Gardening Hat makes a perfect stocking-stuffer for a friend who's into organics, too!


Funny Audition Shirt For Professional Singers

Funny Audition Shirt For Professional Singer Cute Professional Singer Audition Shirt
Funny Audition Shirt For Professional Singers couldn’t hurt your chances during your next tryout! Might even help to show the people you’re auditioning for that you’ve got a sense of humor! No matter the gig–rock, jazz, pop, opera or a Broadway musical comedy–this cute tshirt should serve to relieve the tension, break the ice and put smiles on the faces of the people you’re performing for. And that can’t be bad. Wide variety of both dark and light colors to choose from. Text on this Funny Audition Shirt For Professional Singers reads simply, “mi mi mi – it’s all about mi!”


Funny Cheese Lover Apron

Funny Cheese Lover Apron
Funny Cheese Lover Apron features a couple of favorites, Jack and Gouda, in a funny situation. Know someone who could happily survive on little else but a rustic meal of crusty bread, a chunk of cheddar, Swiss, Jack, Muenster or Gouda and a glass of wine? Or how about someone who prepares lots of creamy cooked dishes like Mac n Cheese, Veal Parmesan, Noodles Romanoff, Fondue? Here's the perfect gift for that person: a humorous apron featuring a hilarious cartoon all about his or her favorite food. Funny Cheese Lover Apron comes in three colors, white, khaki and yellow and three sizes, standard, long and kids.


Port Wine Humorous Luggage Tags

Are you a Port Wine aficionado leaving on vacation? Maybe to Portugal, itself? Or perhaps you’re off on an ocean cruise. No matter where you’re headed, nor what mode of transporation, if you’ve got luggage, you’ll need luggage tags! Humorous luggage tags featuring an hilarious Port Wine cartoon are bound to be noticed and appreciated by any fellow passenger who shares your love of Cockburn’s Special Reserve, Fonsecca Terra Prima, Dow’s, Harrod’s Graham’s, Fortnum’s Tawny, Marks & Spencer’s or Taylor’s. They make a great little Bon Voyage gift! Funny Port Wine Luggage Tag


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