Posts Tagged ‘humorous



05
May
14

Chianti Bottle Funny Cutting Board

Chianti Bottle Funny Cutting Board For Italian-Americans looks almost like the real thing, which is why it will look perfect when you prop it up against the wall on your kitchen counter when you’re not using it to dice the onions, garlic and fresh basil and oregano for your favorite family recipe tomato sauce or pesto. Don’t be surprised if a kitchen helper reaches for your fun chopping board mistaking it for an actual bottle of this popular dinner wine! It’s estimated that there are more than 26 million people in the United States with Italian blood coursing through their veins, and millions more who love cook Italian, whether it’s spaghetti and meat sauce from scratch or just popping a store-bought pizza in the oven. Got an Italian-American in your extended family who might have a place in his or her cucina for this clever Chianti Bottle Funny Cutting Board? Makes a great gift on Christmas, Mothers Day or even Fathers Day for the right person! Chianti Bottle Funny Cutting Board

16
Mar
14

We Have Moved Photo Cards Template

Humorous We Have Moved Photo Cards template features a framed photograph of a large mansion along with your contact information and text. You can either replace the pic of the oversized luxury home with an actual photo of your new house and use as a straighforward address change announcement, or keep the card as is to shock and/or amuse your family and friends. In either case, you can easily add your personal info using the slots provided on the We Have Moved Photo Cards product page. Perfect for newlyweds to use to let friends and family know you’re settling into your new digs and to invite them to drop in for a look. If your new place is a little on the small side, all the more reason to use as is with the photo of the mansion as it should put a smile on their faces when they visit the real thing. We Have Moved Photo Cards Template

28
Feb
14

Funny Veggies Cutting Board

Funny Veggies Cutting Board guarantees you’ll never again mix up your vegetables board with the one you use for meat! Cute design will amuse kitchen helpers, too! Food-borne bacteria seemingly become a greater danger with each passing year. This cute veggies chopping board with a humorous design lets you quickly and easily distinguish between the surface you use for slicing or dicing potentially hazardous ingredients like uncooked chicken or beef, and safer fresh veggies. And if you have a helper as you prepare your meal, you can serve up a smile or a chuckle even before the two of you sit down to dinner! This cute funny Vegetables Cutting Board makes a delightful gift for your favorite cook or chef! Funny Veggies Cutting Board

15
Feb
14

Funny Bride and Groom Wedding Invites

These offbeat Funny Bride and Groom Wedding Invites are very popular with UK brides-to-be as well as those in Australia and Ireland, for some reason. Quirky invite features a happy, if slightly bewildered couple of newlyweds who are eager for the honeymoon to begin and uses very mild double entendre. Lighthearted invitation conveys the fun to be had when invitees share in the happy occasion of your marriage ceremony. Text saying “We are DOIN’it!” means, of course, that you are getting MARRIED, but can have two different meanings–which is where the humor comes in. Card can easily be modified to become a save-the-date announcement if you prefer to keep your actual invitation in a somewhat more formal vein. But for pure fun, you can’t beat these Funny Bride and Groom Wedding Invites! Look for related products featuring this wacky couple back at my shop. For some reason, this particular invitation is especially popular with wedding planners in the UK, Ireland and Australia!
Funny Bride and Groom Wedding Invites

Most weddings don't come off without a few surprises. May all the surprises at your wedding be as joyous as the one encountered by this Irish couple.

05
Jan
14

Funny TV Watcher Pillow

Funny TV Watcher Pillow
If your family members love to hog the remote, this Funny TV Watcher Pillow is what you need to throw at those fellow couch potatoes when they start channel surfing through the nightly offerings! Funny pillow features a cute pink cartoon pig snout and warns 'em that they're not the only TV spuds in the room! Perfect for parents who are forever fighting over who controls the evening's TV viewing, this humorous TV watcher gift is for anyone who spends a lot of time in front of the boob tube. Are your kids always socking each other and trying to wrestle the remote out of each others hands? Here's a more--uh--subtle method. In no time at all, merely reaching for this cute pillow with the pig snout will cause the offender to relinquish control of the coveted gizmo. That's the theory, anyway! Soon, you'll forget all about controlling the night's viewing; you'll be too busy fighting over the Funny TV Watcher Pillow!

16
Dec
13

Funny Kangaroo Coffee Mug For Aussies or Divorcees

NOT just for Australians or kangaroo lovers, this hilarious Funny Kangaroo Coffee Mug For Aussies or Divorcees depicts a mama’s boy of a roo with a real case of Peter Pan Syndrome and makes a cute gift for a recent divorcee who needs something to laugh about. Heading out to a bar to commisserate with a recently divorced girlfriend? Keep this cute funny marsupial mug in your purse for when she starts to tear up! Could be just what she needs to bring a smile to her face! Splitsville is never fun, but maybe this funny kangaroo coffee mug will lighten her mood! Funny Kangaroo Coffee Mug For Aussies or Divorcees

03
Oct
13

Funny Chocolate Lover T Shirt For Baby

Funny Chocolate Lover T Shirt For Baby, is for the precocious child who knows a good thing when she tastes it, even for the first time. Chocolate has an ancient history. It comes from the fermented Cacao bean. Why did the Aztecs and other Mesoamerican peoples who cultivated Cacao for millenia do so if they were just going to grind it up and mix it with hot peppers and water and no sugar? In there language, it was called “bitter water.” Well, one reason might’ve been several alkoloids it contains which raise the level of serotonin in our brains which, in turn, make us HAPPY!
But most modern humans probably love chocolate primarily because it TASTES so darn good…especially after Europeans came up with the idea of adding SUGAR three hundred years ago! And milk! “Addiction” to the sweet delicious treat can start very early. Ever know a baby to turn up her nose at Chocolate? Of course not! Chocoholics start young! Has your baby already developed a predilection? Wouldn’t Christmas be a great time to treat her some creamy milk chocolate? And here’s the perfect Funny Chocolate Lover T Shirt for her to wear when you do! Chocolate Lover T Shirt For Baby

02
Oct
13

Funny Senior Citizen Hat for Someone with Grey Hair

Funny Senior Citizen Hat for Someone with Grey Hair lets you poke a little fun at the guest of honor at the next Milestone birthday party you attend. Novelty cap features a cartoon gray rabbit and the punchline, “Everyone finds a grey hare on their head sooner or later!” Live long enough and you’re sure to get a few–hairs, not bunnies! Did you know that grey hair isn’t actually the color you think. It merely looks that way because some of the strands have turned transparent by losing melanin which is normally produced by cells in the hair follicles called melanocytes. Although some health problems can cause melanocytes to stop producing pigment, it is also a normal part of aging. Didja know that after age 30, your chances of going gray increase by 10-20% every decade?

Have you “gone grey?” Is the special lady in your life a silver fox? This funny senior citizen hat makes a great gag gift on a birthday for a wife or girlfriend who’s noticed a few strands of silver. By changing the font color from pink to blue, it’s easily converted to a gift for a husband or boyfriend who’s in the same boat. It even makes a neat joke gift at a retirement party for the guest of honor! Funny Senior Citizen Hat for Someone with Grey Hair

24
Sep
13

Humorous Teacher Book Bag

Humorous Teacher Book Bag features a cute little stick figure with her name scrawled beneath. Figure is the type kids have been drawing on blackboards for ages whenever teacher’s out of the room. Easily personalize by entering her name in the slot provided on the product page.

Some folks think elementary school teachers have it easy, working 7-hour days only 9 months a year. But how much additional time do they typically put in after class? A study funded by the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation found that teachers on average spend 10 hours and 40 minutes a day working, including about an hour and a half after-class time at school (mentoring, collaborating with peers, attending staff meeting, etc) and another hour and a half at home grading papers and planning classroom activities. That comes to a hefty 53-hour work week!

Is your work week above or below the average? How much work do you lug home each night? Wouldn’t a large tote come in handy? Roomy bag makes a great teacher gift for each member of the faculty at Christmas, on Appreciation Day or on the last day of the school year, and they’re cheaper when purchased in bulk. Extra sturdy Humorous Teacher Book Bag you see here is for extra hardworking souls who take home tons of books night after night. Bag comes in a variety of different colors and sizes. Just enter faculty member’s in the slot provided. Look for special deals for teachers (using checkout codes) right on the product page!
Humorous-Teacher-Book-Bag

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12
Sep
13

U Taste Apron For A Cook Who Loves Company in the Kitchen

U Taste Apron is for a cook who likes a little company in the kitchen as he or she prepares dinner, but wants to discourage others from sampling everything with his or her fingers. Know someone like that? Here’s a tasty little apron for you! It features a pair of chef’s hands, one holding a dripping wooden spoon, and invites your supper buddy to try a sample the right way! If you enjoy preparing dinner with your significant other or your kids, this U Taste Apron is a natural choice in kitchen attire! U Taste Apron For A Cook Who Loves Company in the Kitchen




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