Archive for the 'Food & Wine' Category

08
Sep
14

Patriotic Funny Cartoon Cheese Board

Patriotic Funny Cartoon Cheese Board
Patriotic Funny Cartoon Cheese Board features American cheese chanting, USA! USA! USA! as Gouda, Camembert and other European types sulk. Could be a real conversation starter and icebreaker at your next tasting party and makes a cool gift for the hostess or host of same. Perfect door prize, too! But wonderful for everyday use in your own kitchen, too, where it can be leaned against the wall on your kitchen counter to amuse kitchen helpers and anyone else who enters...sort of like a giant funny refrigerator magnet. Got an enthusiastic patriotic uncle or grandfather on your Christmas list, a veteran perhaps, who loves America? This Patriotic Funny Cartoon Cheese Board could be a big hit on December 25th!

27
Aug
14

Funny Bacon iPhone6 Case

Droolably Funny Bacon iPhone6 Case looks so good you can almost SMELL it! Highly stylized, it resembles a strip of everyone’s favorite crispy breakfast treat! Who’s a good candidate for one of these? How about anyone who works in a diner which caters to the breakfast crowd? Could be a waitress who likes to interact with customers beyond simply taking their orders. Wouldn’t this be a great little conversation starter? A short order cook would be another. And if you OWN the diner, how about personalizing by putting the name of your establishment right on the case? Great little promotional tool! But beyond these folks, wouldn’t this Funny Bacon iPhone6 Case appeal to just about anyone who simply loves the irresistible tantalizing aroma of bacon in the frying pan early in the morning?
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09
Jul
14

Funny Caveman Apron For A Man

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Is your guy a bit of a caveman; a real meatlover? Picture him in this Funny Caveman Apron For A Man, standing at his backyard grill, flipping burgers, grilling steaks or chicken breasts with the family gathered all around on a summertime holiday, or maybe just slow-cooking a beef brisket with his own secret BBQ sauce. If your husband or boyfriend is a dyed-in-the-wool meatatarian, this humorous apron featuring a cartoon depicting a hungry Neanderthal pushing his shopping cart down the meat aisle with an enormous package of TRICERACHOPS will put a smile on the faces of all the guests at the big familiy reunion or 4th of July cookout! Funny Caveman Apron For A Man comes in three colors, white, yellow and brown and three sizes, Standard, Long and a Kids size for all Dad's little helpers. This design is also available on a variety of other products, only at Funny Gifts From Swisstoons.

14
Jun
14

Funny Italian Cutting Board

Funny Italian Cutting Board
Funny Italian Cutting Board features a cute humorous illustration of a saucy Italian woman carrying a dish of steaming pasta with tomato sauce. Accompanying humorous text is loaded with double entendre likening tasty Italian food to the beautiful sexy women of Italy. When not being used to mince garlic, fresh basil, Roma tomatoes and onions for your next marinara sauce or pesto, lean this funny cutting board against the wall on your kitchen counter to amuse anyone who might be lending a hand with dinner! Surprise your lovely signora or signorina this Christmas with a funny Italian Cutting Board. A must for every Italian-American kitchen--or cucina!

12
Jun
14

Vegan Baby T shirt

Vegan Baby T shirt
Clever Vegan Baby T shirt spells out, using bright colorful vegetables in place of some letters, that infant wearer is 100% Vegan! Specifically, red ripe tomatoes replace the zeros and stylized bright orange carrots replace the V and the A! Same veggies design appears on a variety of other products for both children and adults back at my Zazzle shop. Take a look! Know a mother-to-be who plans on raising her new bundle of joy as a one hundred percent vegetarian whether for health reasons or philosophical ones? Wouldn't this Vegan Baby T shirt make a great shower present? How about your own little one?

08
May
14

Diet Humor Cartoon Tote Bag

Diet Humor Cartoon Tote Bag is the perfect reminder to take along on your next trip to the supermarket, especially if your weakness is junkfood! Funny cartoon on this reusable canvas grocery bag features a plus-size lady with a definite weakness for crispy, crunchy, and sweet sugary treats reaching for the ultimate snackfood, Junkfood Helper! If you have a tendency to indulge in impulse buying when you cut through the crackers, candy and cookie aisles, this humorous tote might serve as a bit of a brake on that unhealthy habit. And if you’re the sociable type, this reusable canvas, and very funny, Diet Humor Cartoon Tote Bag for plus size women makes a great icebreaker and conversation-starter in the checkout line, too! And, hey, if you’re chewing the fat with fellow shopper, you won’t have time to nibble on any candy bars! So, there’s that. Diet Humor Cartoon Tote Bag

05
May
14

Chianti Bottle Funny Cutting Board

Chianti Bottle Funny Cutting Board For Italian-Americans looks almost like the real thing, which is why it will look perfect when you prop it up against the wall on your kitchen counter when you’re not using it to dice the onions, garlic and fresh basil and oregano for your favorite family recipe tomato sauce or pesto. Don’t be surprised if a kitchen helper reaches for your fun chopping board mistaking it for an actual bottle of this popular dinner wine! It’s estimated that there are more than 26 million people in the United States with Italian blood coursing through their veins, and millions more who love cook Italian, whether it’s spaghetti and meat sauce from scratch or just popping a store-bought pizza in the oven. Got an Italian-American in your extended family who might have a place in his or her cucina for this clever Chianti Bottle Funny Cutting Board? Makes a great gift on Christmas, Mothers Day or even Fathers Day for the right person! Chianti Bottle Funny Cutting Board




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