Archive for the 'Dad' Category


Funny Golf Coffee Mugs For Old Duffers

Have you seen these funny golf coffee mugs showing four excellent vitamin supplements any old duffer can take to ensure optimum health? They are: Vitamins A, B, C and maybe most important…Vitamin TEE! Humorous illustration stretches all the way around the mug. It’s estimated that there are over 29,000,000 golfers in the United States. Maybe you know one of them! Humorous mug makes a great conversation starter with like-minded coworkers around the office. In fact, it makes a terrific gift, perhaps from the employees, for a boss whose into America’s premiere leisure activity. And don’t forget Funny Golf Coffee Mugs for Dad on Fathers Day or Christmas! Get one for yourself while you’re at it! Funny Golf Coffee Mugs For Old Duffers


Funny Old Guy T Shirt

Funny Old Guy T Shirt
Funny Old Guy T Shirt is especially for a man turning 50, but any milestone birthday will do! It says, in large red letters, YOU KIDS GET OFFA MY LAWN! Perfect for an old codger or geezer of ANY age, especially one who keeps a neatly manicured lawn, is very territorial about it and hates it when people tramp across his greenery! Of course, no lawn is required for this novelty birthday present to garner a few laughs at the party. Have the guest of honor put this Funny Old Guy T Shirt on before he blows out the many candles on his cake to get some great photos!


Funny Milestone Birthday Shirt For An Old Geezer

Funny Milestone Birthday Shirt For An Old Geezer
Funny Milestone Birthday Shirt For An Old Geezer is perfect for someone celebrating 50 years on the planet; the BIG FIVE O! But you can Easily change the number to accommodate someone turning 60, 70--even 40 or 30. Being an oldtimer is more a frame of mind than an actual age. It says, "it's OFFICIAL! I'm a GEEZER!" with the age of the guest of honor in large numbers. Simply enter his or her age in the slot provided on the product page. Make sure he or she (there's one for women, too) unwraps this Funny Milestone Birthday Shirt For An Old Geezer first so it will appear in all those candid snapshot which will go into his or her bday scrapbook.


Funny Italian Food Apron With Recipe

Funny Italian Food Apron With Recipe
Funny Italian Food Apron featuring an "authentic" recipe on the front, complete with ACCENT, is perfect for a Mama or Grandma who loves to cook AND laugh! Whether she's making lasagna, spaghetti, fusilli, ravioli, fettuccine, vermicelli, ziti, cannelloni, mostaccioli, penne, rigatoni, rotini, even pizza...if it comes with tomato sauce, she'll want to be wearing this when she prepares it! Text reads: "Favorite Italian Recipe: A littla bitsa garlic...Soma oliva oil...Soma tomate...A pincha 'regano...Soma cheese...Whateva U want!" Funny Italian Food Apron is perfect for Papa, too! If someone in your family is from the old country, you need one of these hanging in your cucina!


Motivational Fitness T Shirt For Dad On Father’s Day

This motivational T shirt might be just the thing for Dad this Father’s Day. You love your dad (or your husband or your boyfriend), right? And you want him to be around a long time, right? One of the keys to a long and healthy life is exercise. Here’s the perfect gift for motivating him out the door and off to the fitness center! Perfect for anyone involved in working out for health or for fun. Also makes a great anytime gift for a cardiologist.
Cardio Fitness Exercise Workout T Shirt
Cardio Fitness Exercise Workout T Shirt by Swisstoons
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Funny Cooking Gifts For Him

Funny cooking gifts for him are intended for a husband or boyfriend who loves to putter around in the kitchen or entertain family and friends around his backyard grill. It is reported that men do the cooking in 22% of American homes; a small percentage perhaps, but that amounts to tens of millions of male cooks! And when it comes to professional chefs, a whopping 70% are men! Does your man love to cook? Find lots of humorous aprons and recipe binders geared for men at Swisstoons Funny Gifts; dozens of funny cooking gifts for him at reasonable prices, including the two you see here which feature a surprised French chef.


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